THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY RUINED
Added on: 8th May 2016
TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHES
Why:
As you can probably guess, Hitler and his henchman
will most likely be responsible for a significant portion of this list.
LISTENING TO ISIS (THE ROCK BAND)
Why:
All you have to do is watch the news. Seriously, you can’t
even listen to those songs anymore. Can you imagine
explaining your choice of music in public? “What are you
listening to Billy?” “Oh, nothing, just some Isis. It’s great!”.
SWASTIKAS
Why:
For thousands of years it was considered a symbol of
peace and good luck on the Indian subcontinent and then
Hitler came along. In fact, at Hindu weddings it’s not weird
to hang swastikas everywhere for good luck. Now just try to
imagine a Hindu/Jewish wedding (they happen).
GHOST COSTUMES
Why:
We’ve got three letters for you – KKK. If you’re white
sheet accidentally come to point over your head
you might regret your choice of costume later.
THE NAME ADOLF
Why:
Yes, we’re back to the Nazis and their ruinous legacy.
Adolf used to be a perfectly common name. Of course
it’s not even legal in some place these days and so
many people even had to change their names.
THE PHRASE "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"
Why:
Because ever since super cool teenagers abbreviated it
and started “yolo-ing” everything…it’s not cool
anymore. It just isn’t.
LISTENING TO LOSTPROPHETS (THE BAND)
Why:
Lead singer Ian Watkins was convicted for raping
babies and sentenced to 29 years in prison.
CLOWNS
Why:
Thanks to John Wayne Gacy and Pennywise, clown costumes
have joined ghosts in the world of taboo. Or at the very
least you’ll need skill to pull it off.
DADS BEING ABLE TO TAKE THEIR KIDS TO
THE PLAYGROUND
Why:
Because that’s what paedophiles do. It’s your kid? That’s not
what all those moms on the other bench think. Media takes
the blame for this one considering that most child abuse
is done by close relatives.
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