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THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY RUINED

Added on: 8th May 2016

 

 

TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHES

Toothbrush Mustaches

Why:

As you can probably guess, Hitler and his henchman

 will most likely be responsible for a significant portion of this list.

 

 

LISTENING TO ISIS (THE ROCK BAND)

Listening to Isis (the rock band)

Why:

All you have to do is watch the news. Seriously, you can’t

even listen to those songs anymore. Can you imagine

explaining your choice of music in public? “What are you

listening to Billy?” “Oh, nothing, just some Isis. It’s great!”.

 

 

SWASTIKAS

Swastikas

Why:

For thousands of years it was considered a symbol of

peace and good luck on the Indian subcontinent and then

Hitler came along. In fact, at Hindu weddings it’s not weird

to hang swastikas everywhere for good luck. Now just try to

imagine a Hindu/Jewish wedding (they happen).

 

 

GHOST COSTUMES

Ghost costumes

Why:

We’ve got three letters for you – KKK. If you’re white

sheet accidentally come to point over your head

you might regret your choice of costume later.

 

 

THE NAME ADOLF

The phrase

Why:

Yes, we’re back to the Nazis and their ruinous legacy.

Adolf used to be a perfectly common name. Of course

it’s not even legal in some place these days and so

many people even had to change their names.

 

 

THE PHRASE "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"

The phrase

Why:

Because ever since super cool teenagers abbreviated it

and started “yolo-ing” everything…it’s not cool

anymore. It just isn’t.

 

 

LISTENING TO LOSTPROPHETS (THE BAND)

Listening to Lostprophets (the band)

Why:

Lead singer Ian Watkins was convicted for raping

babies and sentenced to 29 years in prison.

 

 

CLOWNS

Clowns

Why:

Thanks to John Wayne Gacy and Pennywise, clown costumes

have joined ghosts in the world of taboo. Or at the very

least you’ll need skill to pull it off.

 

 

DADS BEING ABLE TO TAKE THEIR KIDS TO

THE PLAYGROUND

Dads being able to take their kids to the playground

Why:

Because that’s what paedophiles do. It’s your kid? That’s not

what all those moms on the other bench think. Media takes

the blame for this one considering that most child abuse

is done by close relatives.

 


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