SON'S ENGLISH TEACHER
Added on: 9th May 2016
A BLOKE IS IN A QUEUE
AT THE SUPERMARKET
WHEN HE NOTICES
THAT THE RATHER DISHY BLONDE
BEHIND HIM HAS JUST
RAISED HER HAND AND
SMILED HELLO TO HIM.
HE IS RATHER TAKEN ABACK
THAT SUCH A LOOKER
WOULD BE WAVING TO HIM
AND ALTHOUGH FAMILIAR
HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE
HE MIGHT KNOW HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS
"SORRY DO YOU KNOW ME?"
SHE REPLIES
"I MAYBE MISTAKEN
BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE
THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN!"
HIS MIND SHOOTS BACK TO
THE ONE AND ONLY TIME
HE HAS BEEN UNFAITHFUL
HE SAYS
"ARE YOU THAT STRIPOGRAM
ON MY STAG NIGHT
THAT I SHAGGED
ON THE SNOOKER TABLE
IN FRONT OF ALL MY MATES
WHILST YOUR MATE
WHIPPED ME WITH SOME WET CELERY
AND STUCK A CUCUMBER UP MY REAR?"
"NO", SHE REPLIES,
"I'M YOUR SON'S ENGLISH TEACHER".
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