STATE OF THE ART WATCH
Added on: 12th May 2016
A VERY HANDSOME AND EVEN
MORE CONFIDENT MAN
WALKS INTO A BAR AND
TAKES A SEAT NEXT TO A
VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.
HE GIVES HER A QUICK GLANCE,
THEN CASUALLY LOOKS AT
HIS WATCH FOR A MOMENT.
THE WOMAN NOTICES THIS
AND CAN'T HELP BUT ASK,
"IS YOUR DATE RUNNING LATE?"
"NO,"
HE REPLIES,
"I JUST BOUGHT THIS
STATE-OF-THE-ART WATCH
AND I WAS TESTING IT."
THE WOMAN IS INTRIGUED AND ASKS,
"A STATE-OF-THE-ART WATCH?
WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT?"
"IT USES ALPHA WAVES TO
TELEPATHICALLY TALK TO ME,"
HE EXPLAINS.
"WHAT'S IT TELLING YOU NOW?"
WELL, IT SAYS
YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES..."
THE WOMAN GIGGLES AND REPLIES,
"WELL IT MUST BE BROKEN THEN,
BECAUSE I AM WEARING PANTIES!"
THE MAN TAPS ON THE FACE
OF THE WATCH AND EXPLAINS,
"OH DEAR,
I SEE I'VE SET IT AN HOUR FAST."
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