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STATE OF THE ART WATCH

Added on: 12th May 2016

 

A VERY HANDSOME AND EVEN

MORE CONFIDENT MAN

WALKS INTO A BAR AND

TAKES A SEAT NEXT TO A

VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

 

HE GIVES HER A QUICK GLANCE,

THEN CASUALLY LOOKS AT

HIS WATCH FOR A MOMENT.

THE WOMAN NOTICES THIS

AND CAN'T HELP BUT ASK,

 

"IS YOUR DATE RUNNING LATE?"

"NO,"

HE REPLIES,

"I JUST BOUGHT THIS

STATE-OF-THE-ART WATCH

AND I WAS TESTING IT."

THE WOMAN IS INTRIGUED AND ASKS,

"A STATE-OF-THE-ART WATCH?

WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT?"

"IT USES ALPHA WAVES TO

TELEPATHICALLY TALK TO ME,"

HE EXPLAINS.

"WHAT'S IT TELLING YOU NOW?"

WELL, IT SAYS

YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES..."

THE WOMAN GIGGLES AND REPLIES,

"WELL IT MUST BE BROKEN THEN,

BECAUSE I AM WEARING PANTIES!"

THE MAN TAPS ON THE FACE

OF THE WATCH AND EXPLAINS,

 

"OH DEAR,

I SEE I'VE SET IT AN HOUR FAST."

 

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