THE LITTLE RABBIT

A LITTLE RABBIT IS

RUNNING HAPPILY THROUGH

THE FOREST

WHEN HE STUMBLES UPON A GIRAFFE

ROLLING A JOINT.

THE RABBIT LOOKS AT

THE GIRAFFE AND SAYS,

"GIRAFFE MY FRIEND,

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

COME.

RUN WITH ME THROUGH

THE FOREST!

YOU''LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!" 

THE GIRAFFE LOOKS AT HIM,

LOOKS AT THE JOINT,

TOSSES IT AND GOES OFF

RUNNING WITH THE RABBIT.

THEN THEY COME ACROSS AN

ELEPHANT DOING COKE. 

SO THE RABBIT AGAIN SAYS,

"ELEPHANT MY FRIEND,

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.

COME.

RUN WITH US THROUGH

THE PRETTY FOREST,

YOU''LL SEE,

YOU''LL FEEL SO GOOD!" 

THE ELEPHANT LOOKS AT THEM,

LOOKS AT HIS RAZOR,

MIRROR AND COKE,

THEN TOSSES THEM AND

STARTS RUNNING WITH THE

RABBIT AND GIRAFFE.

THE THREE ANIMALS

THEN COME ACROSS A LION,

HEATING SOME SMACK

ON A SPOON,

ABOUT TO SHOOT UP. 

"LION MY FRIEND,

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH!

COME.

RUN WITH US THROUGH

THE BEAUTIFUL FOREST

AND YOU''LL FEEL SO GOOD!"

THE LION LOOKS AT HIM,

PUTS DOWN HIS NEEDLE

AND MAULS THE RABBIT.

THE GIRAFFE AND ELEPHANT

WATCH IN HORROR AND

LOOK AT HIM AND ASK,

"LION, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

HE WAS MERELY TRYING

TO HELP YOU." 

THE LION ANSWERS,

"THAT LITTLE BASTARD!

HE MAKES ME RUN AROUND

THE FOREST LIKE

A F**KING IDIOT

EVERY TIME

HE'S ON ECSTASY!"