THE LITTLE RABBIT
Added on: 14th May 2016
A LITTLE RABBIT IS
RUNNING HAPPILY THROUGH
THE FOREST
WHEN HE STUMBLES UPON A GIRAFFE
ROLLING A JOINT.
THE RABBIT LOOKS AT
THE GIRAFFE AND SAYS,
"GIRAFFE MY FRIEND,
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
COME.
RUN WITH ME THROUGH
THE FOREST!
YOU''LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!"
THE GIRAFFE LOOKS AT HIM,
LOOKS AT THE JOINT,
TOSSES IT AND GOES OFF
RUNNING WITH THE RABBIT.
THEN THEY COME ACROSS AN
ELEPHANT DOING COKE.
SO THE RABBIT AGAIN SAYS,
"ELEPHANT MY FRIEND,
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.
COME.
RUN WITH US THROUGH
THE PRETTY FOREST,
YOU''LL SEE,
YOU''LL FEEL SO GOOD!"
THE ELEPHANT LOOKS AT THEM,
LOOKS AT HIS RAZOR,
MIRROR AND COKE,
THEN TOSSES THEM AND
STARTS RUNNING WITH THE
RABBIT AND GIRAFFE.
THE THREE ANIMALS
THEN COME ACROSS A LION,
HEATING SOME SMACK
ON A SPOON,
ABOUT TO SHOOT UP.
"LION MY FRIEND,
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH!
COME.
RUN WITH US THROUGH
THE BEAUTIFUL FOREST
AND YOU''LL FEEL SO GOOD!"
THE LION LOOKS AT HIM,
PUTS DOWN HIS NEEDLE
AND MAULS THE RABBIT.
THE GIRAFFE AND ELEPHANT
WATCH IN HORROR AND
LOOK AT HIM AND ASK,
"LION, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
HE WAS MERELY TRYING
TO HELP YOU."
THE LION ANSWERS,
"THAT LITTLE BASTARD!
HE MAKES ME RUN AROUND
THE FOREST LIKE
A F**KING IDIOT
EVERY TIME
HE'S ON ECSTASY!"
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