A BEAR'S LIFE
Added on: 16th May 2016
IF YOU'RE A BEAR,
YOU GET TO HIBERNATE.
YOU DO NOTHING BUT SLEEP
FOR SIX MONTHS.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.
BEFORE YOU HIBERNATE,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT
YOURSELF STUPID.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT, TOO.
IF YOU'RE A BEAR,
YOU BIRTH YOUR CHILDREN
(WHO ARE THE SIZE OF WALNUTS)
WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING
AND WAKE TO PARTIALLY GROWN,
CUTE CUDDLY CUBS.
I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT.
IF YOU'RE A MAMA BEAR,
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU MEAN BUSINESS.
YOU SWAT ANYONE WHO
BOTHERS YOUR CUBS.
IF YOUR CUBS GET OUT OF LINE,
YOU SWAT THEM TOO.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.
IF YOU'RE A BEAR,
YOUR MATE EXPECTS YOU
TO WAKE UP GROWLING.
HE EXPECTS THAT YOU WILL HAVE
HAIRY LEGS AND EXCESS BODY FAT.
...HANDS UP ALL THOSE
WHO WANNA BE A BEAR...
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