HUSBAND DOWN
Added on: 24th May 2016
EDDIE AND HIS WIFE JUNE
ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR
LOCAL SUPERMARKET.
THE HUSBAND PICKS UP A
CASE OF HEINEKEN AND
PUTS IT IN THEIR CART.
'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'
ASKS JUNE.
'THEY'RE ON SALE,
ONLY £12 FOR 24 CANS
EDDIE REPLIES.
'PUT THEM BACK,
WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM'
DEMANDS THE WIFE
AND SO THEY CARRY
ON SHOPPING.
A FEW AISLES FURTHER ON ALONG
JUNE PICKS UP A £20 JAR OF
FACE CREAM AND PUTS IT IN THE BASKET.
'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'
ASKS EDDIE.
'IT'S MY FACE CREAM.
IT MAKES ME LOOK BEAUTIFUL,'
REPLIES THE WIFE.
HER HUSBAND RETORTS:
'SO DOES 24 CANS OF HEINEKEN
AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE.'
EDDIE NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT HIM.
THE NEXT THING HE HEARD
ON THE SUPERMARKET PA SYSTEM WAS:
'CLEANUP ON AISLE 19,
WE HAVE A HUSBAND DOWN.'
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