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HUSBAND DOWN

Added on: 24th May 2016

 

EDDIE AND HIS WIFE JUNE

ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR

LOCAL SUPERMARKET. 

 

THE HUSBAND PICKS UP A

CASE OF HEINEKEN AND

PUTS IT IN THEIR CART.

 

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'

ASKS JUNE. 

'THEY'RE ON SALE,

ONLY £12 FOR 24 CANS

EDDIE REPLIES. 

'PUT THEM BACK,

WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM'

DEMANDS THE WIFE

AND SO THEY CARRY
ON SHOPPING.

 

A FEW AISLES FURTHER ON ALONG

JUNE PICKS UP A £20 JAR OF

FACE CREAM AND PUTS IT IN THE BASKET.

 

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'

ASKS EDDIE. 

'IT'S MY FACE CREAM.

IT MAKES ME LOOK BEAUTIFUL,'

REPLIES THE WIFE.

 

HER HUSBAND RETORTS:

'SO DOES 24 CANS OF HEINEKEN

AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE.'

 

EDDIE NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT HIM.

 

THE NEXT THING HE HEARD

ON THE SUPERMARKET PA SYSTEM WAS:

 

'CLEANUP ON AISLE 19,

WE HAVE A HUSBAND DOWN.'

 

 


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