OOO HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

SID AND IRV ARE BUSINESS PARTNERS.

THEY MAKE A DEAL THAT WHICHEVER

ONE DIES FIRST THE OTHER ONE

WILL CONTACT THE LIVING

ONE FROM THE AFTERLIFE.

IRV DIES.

SID DOESN’T HEAR FROM HIM

FOR ABOUT A YEAR,

AND FIGURES THERE IS

NO AFTERLIFE.

THEN ONE DAY HE GETS A CALL.

IT’S IRV.

‘SO THERE IS AN AFTERLIFE!

WHAT’S IT LIKE?’

SID ASKS.

‘WELL, I SLEEP VERY LATE.

I GET UP, HAVE A BIG BREAKFAST.

THEN I HAVE SEX, LOTS OF SEX.

THEN I GO BACK TO SLEEP

BUT I GET UP FOR LUNCH,

HAVE A BIG LUNCH.

HAVE SOME MORE SEX,

TAKE A NAP.

HUGE DINNER.

MORE SEX.

GO TO SLEEP AND

WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY.’

‘OH, MY GOD,’

SAYS SID.

‘SO THAT’S WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE?’

‘OH NO,’

SAYS IRV.

‘I’M NOT IN HEAVEN.

I’M A BEAR IN

YELLOWSTONE PARK.’