HIRE A WOMAN
Added on: 28th May 2016
HIRE A WOMAN AND GET THE JOB DONE
THE CIA HAD AN OPENING FOR AN ASSASSIN.
AFTER ALL THE BACKGROUND CHECKS,
INTERVIEWS AND TESTING WERE DONE,
THERE WERE THREE FINALISTS:
TWO MEN AND A WOMAN.
FOR THE FINAL TEST,
THE CIA AGENTS TOOK ONE OF
THE MEN TO A LARGE METAL DOOR
AND HANDED HIM A GUN.
"WE MUST KNOW THAT YOU WILL
FOLLOW YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
NO MATTER WHAT THE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
INSIDE THE ROOM YOU WILL
FIND YOUR WIFE SITTING IN
A CHAIR.
KILL HER."
THE MAN SAID
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
I COULD NEVER SHOOT MY WIFE".
THE AGENT SAID,
"THEN YOU ARE NOT THE RIGHT MAN
FOR THIS JOB.
TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GO HOME".
THE SECOND MAN WAS GIVEN THE
SAME INSTRUCTIONS.
HE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT
INTO THE ROOM.
ALL WAS QUIET FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
THE MAN CAME OUT WITH
TEARS IN HIS EYES,
"I TRIED, BUT I CAN'T KILL MY WIFE."
THE AGENT SAID,
"YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES,
SO TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GO HOME. "
FINALLY, IT WAS THE WOMAN'S TURN.
SHE WAS GIVEN THE SAME INSTRUCTIONS
TO KILL HER HUSBAND.
SHE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT INTO THE ROOM.
SHOTS WERE HEARD ONE AFTER
ANOTHER.
THEY HEARD SCREAMING, CRASHING
AND BANGING ON THE WALLS.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES, ALL WAS QUIET.
THE DOOR OPENED SLOWLY AND THERE
STOOD THE WOMAN,
WIPING SWEAT FROM HER BROW.
"THE GUN WAS LOADED WITH BLANKS"
SHE SAID.
"I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH THE CHAIR. "
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