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ARE YOU A PILOT?

Added on: 31st May 2016

 

YOU THINK YOU HAVE LIVED TO BE 80 AND

KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THEN ALONG COMES

SOMEONE AND BLOWS IT ALL TO HELL!

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AN OLD MARINE PILOT SAT DOWN AT STARBUCKS,

STILL WEARING HIS OLD USMC FLIGHT SUIT

AND LEATHER JACKET AND ORDERED

A CUP OF COFFEE.

AS HE SAT SIPPING HIS COFFEE, A YOUNG

WOMAN SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIM.

SHE TURNED TO THE PILOT AND ASKED, 

 

ARE YOU A REAL PILOT?

 

HE REPLIED,

'WELL, I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE FLYING PLANES,

FIRST STEARMANS, THEN THE EARLY

GRUMMANS... FLEW A WILDCAT AND CORSAIR

IN WWII, AND LATER IN THE KOREAN CONFLICT,

BANSHEES AND COUGARS. I'VE TAUGHT MORE THAN

260 PEOPLE TO FLY AND GIVEN RIDES TO HUNDREDS,

SO I GUESS I AM A PILOT, AND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU?

SHE SAID,

'I'M A LESBIAN.

I SPEND MY WHOLE DAY THINKING ABOUT

NAKED WOMEN. AS SOON AS I GET UP IN THE MORNING,

I THINK ABOUT NAKED WOMEN.

WHEN I SHOWER, I THINK ABOUT NAKED WOMEN.

WHEN I WATCH TV, I THINK ABOUT NAKED WOMEN.

IT SEEMS EVERYTHING MAKES ME THINK OF NAKED WOMEN.'

THE TWO SAT SIPPING IN SILENCE.

A LITTLE WHILE LATER,

A YOUNG MAN SAT DOWN ON THE OTHER

SIDE OF THE OLD PILOT AND ASKED:

 

"ARE YOU A REAL PILOT?"

HE REPLIED,

'I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT I'M A LESBIAN.'

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