ENGLISHMAN, SCOTSMAN AND THE 3 COOKIES

AN ENGLISHMAN AND A SCOTSMAN

GO TO A PASTRY SHOP.

THE ENGLISHMAN WHISKS

THREE COOKIES INTO HIS POCKET

WITH LIGHTNING SPEED.

THE BAKER DOESN'T NOTICE.

THE ENGLISHMAN SAYS

TO THE SCOTSMAN:

"YOU SEE HOW CLEVER WE ARE?

YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THAT!"

THE SCOTSMAN SAYS

TO THE ENGLISHMAN:

"WATCH THIS, A SCOTSMAN IS ALWAYS

CLEVERER THAN AN ENGLISHMAN."

HE SAYS TO THE BAKER,

"GIVE ME A COOKIE,

I CAN SHOW YOU A MAGIC TRICK!"

THE BAKER GIVES HIM THE

COOKIE WHICH THE SCOTSMAN

PROMPTLY EATS. 

THEN HE SAYS TO THE BAKER: 

"GIVE ME ANOTHER COOKIE

FOR MY MAGIC TRICK."

THE BAKER IS GETTING SUSPICIOUS

BUT HE GIVES IT TO HIM. 

HE EATS THIS ONE TOO.

THEN HE SAYS AGAIN:
"GIVE ME ONE MORE COOKIE... "

THE BAKER IS GETTING ANGRY NOW

BUT GIVES HIM ONE ANYWAY.

THE SCOTSMAN EATS THIS ONE TOO.

NOW THE BAKER IS REALLY MAD,

AND HE YELLS:

"AND WHERE IS YOUR FAMOUS MAGIC TRICK?"

THE SCOTSMAN SAYS:

"LOOK IN THE ENGLISHMAN'S POCKET!"