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Added on: 13th Jun 2016

 

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

 

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

 

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math

multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

 

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)

 

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

 

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing

we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

 

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

 

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

 

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped

down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

 

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly,

do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is

exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!)

 

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who

keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

 

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