TEN SHORT JOKES
Added on: 19th Jun 2016
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
CROSS A DOG AND A COUGAR?
A: TROUBLE WITH THE POSTMAN.
2.
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
TRY TO CROSS A PIT BULL WITH A COMPUTER?
A: A LOT OF BITES.
3.
Q: WHAT KIND OF DOG EATS WITH HIS EARS?
A: THEY ALL DO.
I HAVEN’T SEEN A SINGLE DOG
REMOVE THEIR EARS BEFORE TUCKING IN.
4.
Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
CROSS A DOG AND A CHEETAH?
A: YOU GET A DOG WHO CHASES AFTER CARS A LOT
AND ACTUALLY CATCHES THEM.
5.
WHAT AN AMAZING,
CLEVER DOG WE HAVE, DARLING.
HE BRINGS IN THE NEWSPAPER EVERY DAY
AND WE’VE NEVER EVEN SUBSCRIBED TO ANY!
6.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SLEEPING ROTTWEILER?
A: ANYTHING YOU LIKE, JUST VERY QUIETLY.
7.
Q: WHY DID THE DOG GROWL TRIUMPHANTLY
WHEN HE FINALLY CAUGHT HIS TAIL?
A: “THIS IS THE END!”
8.
Q: WHAT IS THE QUESTION A FLEA
OFTEN HAS TO ASK ITSELF?
A: SHOULD I WALK OR TAKE A DOG?
9.
Q: HOW DO YOU STOP A DOG
FROM BARKING IN THE BACK SEAT
WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING?
A: INVITE HIM TO BARK
IN THE FRONT SEAT.
10.
Q: WHAT DOES A DOG BECOME
WHEN IT’S SEVEN YEARS OLD?
A: UNLESS SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS,
EIGHT YEARS OLD.
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