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TEN SHORT JOKES

Added on: 19th Jun 2016

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU

CROSS A DOG AND A COUGAR?
 
A: TROUBLE WITH THE POSTMAN.

 

2. 

 Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU

TRY TO CROSS A PIT BULL WITH A COMPUTER?

A: A LOT OF BITES.

 


3. 

 Q: WHAT KIND OF DOG EATS WITH HIS EARS?
 
A: THEY ALL DO. 

 I HAVEN’T SEEN A SINGLE DOG

REMOVE THEIR EARS BEFORE TUCKING IN.

 


4. 

 Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU

CROSS A DOG AND A CHEETAH?

A: YOU GET A DOG WHO CHASES AFTER CARS A LOT

AND ACTUALLY CATCHES THEM.

 


5. 

 WHAT AN AMAZING,

CLEVER DOG WE HAVE, DARLING. 

 HE BRINGS IN THE NEWSPAPER EVERY DAY

AND WE’VE NEVER EVEN SUBSCRIBED TO ANY!

 

6. 

 Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SLEEPING ROTTWEILER?

A: ANYTHING YOU LIKE, JUST VERY QUIETLY.

 

7. 

 Q: WHY DID THE DOG GROWL TRIUMPHANTLY

WHEN HE FINALLY CAUGHT HIS TAIL?

A: “THIS IS THE END!”

 

8. 

 Q: WHAT IS THE QUESTION A FLEA

OFTEN HAS TO ASK ITSELF?

A: SHOULD I WALK OR TAKE A DOG?

 

9. 

 Q: HOW DO YOU STOP A DOG

FROM BARKING IN THE BACK SEAT

WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING?

A: INVITE HIM TO BARK

IN THE FRONT SEAT.

 

10. 

 Q: WHAT DOES A DOG BECOME

WHEN IT’S SEVEN YEARS OLD?

A: UNLESS SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS,

EIGHT YEARS OLD.

 

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