THE FBI AGENT
Added on: 29th Jun 2016
A RANCHER WAS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS
WHEN AN FBI AGENT CAME UP TO HIM AND SAID,
"WE GOT A TIP THAT YOU MAY BE GROWING
ILLEGAL DRUGS ON THE PREMISES.
DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK AROUND?"
THE OLD RANCHER REPLIED,
"THAT'S FINE, YOU SHOULDN'T GO
OVER THERE THOUGH."
AS HE POINTED AT ONE OF HIS FIELDS.
THE FBI AGENT SNAPPED AT HIM,
"I'M AM A FEDERAL AGENT!
I CAN GO WHEREVER I WANT!"
WITH THAT HE PULLED OUT HIS BADGE
AND SHOVED IT INTO THE RANCHERS FACE.
THE RANCHER SHRUGGED THIS OFF AND
CONTINUED WITH HIS DAILY CHORES.
ABOUT 15 MINUTES LATER HE HEARD
A LOUD SCREAM FROM THE FIELD
HE HAD POINTED OUT EARLIER.
ALL OF A SUDDEN HE COULD SEE THE
FBI AGENT SPRINTING TOWARDS HIM
WITH A LARGE BULL ON HIS HEELS.
THE RANCHER RUSHED TO
THE FENCE AND YELLED,
"YOUR BADGE!
SHOW YOUR BADGE TO THE BULL!"
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