SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

A MOTHER AND HER VERY YOUNG SON

WERE FLYING SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

FROM KANSAS CITY TO CHICAGO.

THE LITTLE BOY (WHO HAD BEEN

LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW)

TURNED TO HIS MOTHER AND ASKED,

"IF BIG DOGS HAVE BABY DOGS

AND BIG CATS HAVE BABY CATS,

WHY DON'T BIG AIRPLANES

HAVE BABY AIRPLANES?" 

THE MOTHER (WHO COULDN'T THINK

OF AN ANSWER) TOLD HER SON TO

ASK THE STEWARDESS.

SO THE BOY WENT DOWN THE

AISLE AND ASKED THE STEWARDESS.

THE STEWARDESS,

WHO WAS VERY BUSY AT THE TIME,

SMILED AND SAID,

"DID YOUR MOM TELL YOU TO ASK ME?" 

THE BOY SAID,

"YES SHE DID." 

"WELL, THEN, YOU GO AND TELL

YOUR MOTHER THAT THERE ARE

NO BABY AIRPLANES BECAUSE

SOUTHWEST ALWAYS PULLS OUT ON TIME.

HAVE YOUR MOM EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU."