WE WANT IT BACK

A U.S. NAVY DESTROYER STOPS

FOUR MEXICANS IN A ROW BOAT

ROWING TOWARDS CALIFORNIA.

THE CAPTAIN GETS ON THE

LOUD-HAILER AND SHOUTS,

"AHOY, SMALL CRAFT.

WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?" 

ONE OF THE MEXICANS

PUTS DOWN HIS OAR,

STANDS UP, AND REPLIES,

"WE ARE INVADING THE UNITED STATES

OF AMERICA TO RECLAIM THE TERRITORY

TAKEN BY THE USA DURING THE 1800’S." 

THE ENTIRE CREW OF THE

DESTROYER DOUBLED-OVER IN LAUGHTER.

WHEN THE CAPTAIN WAS FINALLY

ABLE TO CATCH HIS BREATH,

HE GETS BACK ON THE LOUD-HAILER

AND ASKS,

"JUST THE FOUR OF YOU?" 

THE SAME MEXICAN STANDS UP

AGAIN AND SHOUTS,

"NO, WE'RE THE LAST FOUR.

THE REST ARE ALREADY THERE!"