WOMENS SHOES

A WOMAN HAD BOUGHT LOTS OF SHOES

OVER TIME AND SHE DECIDED IT

WAS TIME TO KICK THE HABIT.

SHE REALLY TOOK IT SERIOUSLY,

EVEN CHANGING HER DRIVING ROUTE

TO AVOID HER FAVOURITE SHOE SHOP.

ONE EVENING, HOWEVER,

SHE ARRIVED HOME

CARRYING A SHOE BOX.

HER HUSBAND GRINNED AT HER,

BUT IT DIDN'T FAZE HER AT ALL.

"THESE ARE VERY SPECIAL SHOES,"

SHE EXPLAINED.

"I ACCIDENTALLY DROVE BY THE

SHOE SHOP AND THERE IN THE WINDOW

WERE THE MOST PERFECT SHOES

I'VE EVER SEEN!

I FELT THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT,

SO I THOUGHT I'D LET FATE DECIDE.

IF I COULD GET A PARKING SPOT

DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE SHOP,

THE SHOES WERE MEANT FOR ME.

AND SURE ENOUGH,

THE EIGHTH TIME AROUND THE BLOCK,

THERE IT WAS!"