RON'S REVENGE

RON JUST GOT A NEW SPORTS CAR

AND WAS OUT FOR A DRIVE WHEN

HE CUT UP A TRUCK DRIVER.

THE TRUCKER MOTIONED

FOR RON TO PULL OVER.

WHEN HE DID,

THE DRIVER GOT OUT OF HIS TRUCK

AND PULLED A PIECE OF CHALK

FROM HIS POCKET.

HE DREW A CIRCLE ON THE ROAD

AND TOLD RON TO STAND IN THE

CIRCLE AND NOT MOVE.

HE THEN WENT TO RON'S NEW CAR

AND CUT UP THE LEATHER SEATS.

WHEN THE TRUCK DRIVER TURNED

AROUND RON HAD A SLIGHT

GRIN ON HIS FACE. 

"OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?"

THE TRUCKER ASKED,

"WATCH THIS."

HE GOT A BASEBALL BAT

OUT OF HIS TRUCK AND BROKE

EVERY WINDOW IN THE CAR.

WHEN HE TURNED AND LOOKED

RON HAD A SMILE ON HIS FACE.

THIS DROVE THE DRIVER INTO A RAGE.

HE GOT HIS KNIFE BACK OUT

AND SLICED ALL THE TYRES.

NOW RON WAS LAUGHING.

THE TRUCK DRIVER REALLY

STARTED TO LOSE IT.

HE WENT BACK TO HIS TRUCK AND

GOT A CAN OF GAS,

POURED IT ON THE SPORTS CAR

AND SET IT ON FIRE.

HE TURNED AROUND AND RON

WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

HE ALMOST FELL DOWN. 

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?"

THE TRUCK DRIVER ASKED HIM. 

RON REPLIED,

"WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING,

I STEPPED OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE

FOUR TIMES."