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Added on: 19th Jul 2016

 

A FARMER LIVED ON A QUIET RURAL HIGHWAY.

BUT A NEW EXPRESSWAY BYPASS MEANT

AN ALARMING INCREASE IN TRAFFIC.

IN FACT, IT WAS SO HEAVY AND SO FAST

THAT HIS CHICKENS WERE BEING RUN OVER

AT A RATE OF THREE A DAY. 

SO HE CALLED THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE AND SAID,

"YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT

THESE PEOPLE DRIVING SO FAST AND

KILLING ALL OF MY CHICKENS." 

SO THE NEXT DAY THE SHERIFF WENT

OUT AND PUT UP A SIGN THAT READ

"SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING" 

THREE DAYS LATER THE FARMER

CALLED AGAIN AND SAID,

"YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT

THESE DRIVERS. THE SCHOOL CROSSING

SIGN SEEMS TO MAKE THEM GO FASTER." 

SO, AGAIN, THE SHERIFF WENT OUT

AND PUT UP A NEW SIGN

"SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY" 

NO GOOD. SO THE FARMER CALLS

AGAIN...AND AGAIN, EVERY DAY FOR

THREE WEEKS, BUT THE SHERIFF JUST

DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO PUT UP

SIGNS EVERY WEEK.

 

FINALLY, THE FARMER CALLS AND

SAYS HE’S TAKEN CARE OF THE PROBLEM. 

THE SHERIFF IS CURIOUS TO SEE HOW.

SO HE DRIVES OUT TO THE FARMER'S HOUSE

AND THERE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROAD

HE SEES A NEW SIGN.

IT'S A WHOLE SHEET OF PLYWOOD

AND WRITTEN IN LARGE YELLOW LETTERS

ARE THE WORDS

 

"SLOW: NUDIST COLONY"

 

http://rats-funnybone.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Nudist_Colony_Sign.png

 


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