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Added on: 22nd Jul 2016

 

“ONE YEAR AT THANKSGIVING,

MY MOM WENT TO MY SISTER’S

HOUSE FOR THE TRADITIONAL FEAST.

 

KNOWING HOW GULLIBLE MY SISTER IS,

MY MOM DECIDED TO PLAY A TRICK.

SHE TOLD MY SISTER THAT SHE

NEEDED SOMETHING FROM THE STORE.

WHEN MY SISTER LEFT,

MY MOM TOOK THE TURKEY

OUT OF THE OVEN,

REMOVED THE STUFFING,

STUFFED A CORNISH HEN

AND INSERTED IT INTO THE TURKEY

AND RE-STUFFED THE TURKEY.

SHE THEN PLACED THE BIRD(S)

BACK IN THE OVEN. 

WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR DINNER,

MY SISTER PULLED THE TURKEY

OUT OF THE OVEN AND PROCEEDED

TO REMOVE THE STUFFING.

WHEN HER SERVING SPOON

HIT SOMETHING,

SHE REACHED IN AND PULLED OUT

THE LITTLE BIRD. 

WITH A LOOK OF TOTAL SHOCK

ON HER FACE, MY MOTHER EXCLAIMED,

 

“PATRICIA, YOU’VE COOKED

A PREGNANT BIRD!”

AT THE REALITY OF THIS

HORRIFYING NEWS,

MY SISTER STARTED TO CRY. 

IT TOOK THE FAMILY TWO HOURS

TO CONVINCE HER THAT TURKEYS

LAY EGGS!

 

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