THE FOWL PRANK
Added on: 22nd Jul 2016
“ONE YEAR AT THANKSGIVING,
MY MOM WENT TO MY SISTER’S
HOUSE FOR THE TRADITIONAL FEAST.
KNOWING HOW GULLIBLE MY SISTER IS,
MY MOM DECIDED TO PLAY A TRICK.
SHE TOLD MY SISTER THAT SHE
NEEDED SOMETHING FROM THE STORE.
WHEN MY SISTER LEFT,
MY MOM TOOK THE TURKEY
OUT OF THE OVEN,
REMOVED THE STUFFING,
STUFFED A CORNISH HEN
AND INSERTED IT INTO THE TURKEY
AND RE-STUFFED THE TURKEY.
SHE THEN PLACED THE BIRD(S)
BACK IN THE OVEN.
WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR DINNER,
MY SISTER PULLED THE TURKEY
OUT OF THE OVEN AND PROCEEDED
TO REMOVE THE STUFFING.
WHEN HER SERVING SPOON
HIT SOMETHING,
SHE REACHED IN AND PULLED OUT
THE LITTLE BIRD.
WITH A LOOK OF TOTAL SHOCK
ON HER FACE, MY MOTHER EXCLAIMED,
“PATRICIA, YOU’VE COOKED
A PREGNANT BIRD!”
AT THE REALITY OF THIS
HORRIFYING NEWS,
MY SISTER STARTED TO CRY.
IT TOOK THE FAMILY TWO HOURS
TO CONVINCE HER THAT TURKEYS
LAY EGGS!
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