THINGS THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS BUT NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT
Added on: 3rd Aug 2016
THAT WE'VE READ THE MESSAGE EVEN IF THERE IS
NO "SEEN" (VIA EMAIL, USING AIRPLANE MODE, ETC)
THAT SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS HAVING AN
EVEN WORSE DAY THAN WE ARE
THAT ONE DAY OUR BODIES WILL GET OLD AND SAGGY
THAT MOST GROUPS OF KIDS CURSE WHEN
ADULTS AREN'T AROUND. AND MOST GROUPS OF
ADULTS CURSE WHEN KIDS AREN'T AROUND.
BUT NEITHER GROUP DOES IT IN FRONT OF THE
OTHER BECAUSE PARENTS DON'T WANT TO
ACCEPT THAT KIDS KNOW THOSE WORDS
AND KIDS DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE.
THAT THERE ARE ACTUALLY STUPID QUESTIONS.
LOTS OF STUPID QUESTIONS.
THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN LOTTERY
THAT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE A
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE
THAT SEEING A POLICE CAR IN THEIR REAR VIEW
MAKES YOU FEEL SCARED AND NOT SAFE
THAT POOP PARTICLES FLY ALL AROUND THE
BATHROOM WHENEVER YOU FLUSH
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