MOVIES THAT WOULD END WITHIN A FEW MINUTES IF THEY HAPPENED TODAY

ROMEO AND JULIET

Forget Friar John, just send a text. Disaster averted.

CHANGELING

“That’s not my son”. “Yes it is”.

”Not according to this DNA test”. Movie over.

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

More like Around The World In 1 Day.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

Good luck pretending to be a pilot post 9/11.

THE X-FILES

We know, it’s mostly a TV series, but that’s ok. If only

Mulder had a camera phone, those episodes would go differently.

STAR WARS

R2D2 would have emailed the Death Star plans to the rebellion.

TITANIC

Too bad they didn’t have sonar.

SCREAM

And the movie gets ruined by caller ID.

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

Don’t know, check your GPS tracker.