HIS REWARD FOR GOODNESS
Added on: 11th Aug 2016
THREE MEN DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT
AND MET JESUS HIMSELF
AT THE PEARLY GATES.
THE LORD SPOKE UNTO THEM SAYING,
"I WILL ASK YOU EACH A SIMPLE QUESTION.
IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH
I WILL ALLOW YOU INTO HEAVEN."
TO THE FIRST MAN THE LORD ASKED,
"HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE?"
THE FIRST MAN REPLIED,
"LORD, I WAS A GOOD HUSBAND.
I NEVER CHEATED ON MY WIFE."
THE LORD REPLIED,
"VERY GOOD! NOT ONLY WILL I ALLOW YOU IN,
BUT FOR BEING FAITHFUL TO YOUR WIFE
I WILL GIVE YOU A HUGE MANSION AND
A LIMO FOR YOUR TRANSPORTATION.
TO THE SECOND MAN THE LORD ASKED,
"HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE?"
THE SECOND MAN REPLIED,
"LORD, I CHEATED ON MY WIFE TWICE."
THE LORD REPLIED,
"I WILL ALLOW YOU TO COME IN,
BUT FOR YOUR UNFAITHFULNESS,
YOU WILL GET A FOUR- BEDROOM HOUSE
AND A BMW.
TO THE THIRD MAN THE LORD ASKED,
"SO, HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE?"
THE THIRD MAN REPLIED,
"LORD, I CHEATED ON MY WIFE ABOUT 8 TIMES."
THE LORD REPLIED,
"I WILL ALLOW YOU TO COME IN,
BUT FOR YOUR UNFAITHFULNESS,
YOU WILL GET A ONE-ROOM APARTMENT
AND A YUGO FOR YOUR TRANSPORTATION.
A COUPLE HOURS LATER THE
SECOND AND THIRD MEN SAW
THE FIRST MAN CRYING HIS EYES OUT.
"WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"
THE TWO MEN ASKED.
"YOU GOT THE MANSION AND LIMO!"
THE FIRST MAN REPLIED,
"I'M CRYING BECAUSE
I SAW MY WIFE A LITTLE WHILE AGO,
AND SHE WAS RIDING A SKATEBOARD!"
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