BRING ME THE SMALLER SHOES
Added on: 12th Aug 2016
A GUY WALKS INTO A SHOE STORE
AND ASKS FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
THAT ARE CLEARLY UNDERSIZED FOR HIM.
THE SALESMAN SAYS,
"BUT, SIR, I CAN SEE FROM UP HERE
THAT YOU'LL NEED MUCH BIGGER
SHOES THAN THAT."
THE GUY SAYS,
"THAT'S OK,
PLEASE BRING ME THE SMALLER ONES."
THE SALESMAN BRINGS THEM,
THE GUY STUFFS HIS FEET INTO THEM,
TIES THEM TIGHT AND THEN
HE STANDS UP, OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN.
THE SALESMAN JUST HAS TO ASK,
"SIR, WHY MUST YOU HAVE
THESE UNDERSIZED SHOES?"
HE SAYS TO THE SALESMAN,
"I WORK A BORING JOB,
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW HAS
JUST MOVED IN WITH US,
MY WIFE IS NAGGING ALL THE TIME
AND OUR DAUGHTER DOES NOTHING
BUT RUN AROUND SCREAMING
THE WHOLE DAY.
THE ONLY PLEASURE I HAVE IN LIFE
IS TAKING OFF THESE TIGHT SHOES."
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