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BRING ME THE SMALLER SHOES

Added on: 12th Aug 2016

 

A GUY WALKS INTO A SHOE STORE

AND ASKS FOR A PAIR OF SHOES

THAT ARE CLEARLY UNDERSIZED FOR HIM.

THE SALESMAN SAYS,

"BUT, SIR, I CAN SEE FROM UP HERE

THAT YOU'LL NEED MUCH BIGGER

SHOES THAN THAT." 

THE GUY SAYS,

"THAT'S OK,

PLEASE BRING ME THE SMALLER ONES." 

THE SALESMAN BRINGS THEM,

THE GUY STUFFS HIS FEET INTO THEM,

TIES THEM TIGHT AND THEN

HE STANDS UP, OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN.

 

THE SALESMAN JUST HAS TO ASK,

"SIR, WHY MUST YOU HAVE

THESE UNDERSIZED SHOES?" 

HE SAYS TO THE SALESMAN,

"I WORK A BORING JOB,

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW HAS

JUST MOVED IN WITH US,

MY WIFE IS NAGGING ALL THE TIME

AND OUR DAUGHTER DOES NOTHING

BUT RUN AROUND SCREAMING

THE WHOLE DAY.

THE ONLY PLEASURE I HAVE IN LIFE

IS TAKING OFF THESE TIGHT SHOES."

 

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