Added on: 27th Aug 2013
An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch,
petting her cat Foo Foo.
A fairy appears and says,
"I'm here to grant you three wishes.
" The old woman says, "I wish I was twenty years old and beautiful again.
" Poof! She is.
"Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion.
" Poof! Done.
"And now I wish that Foo Foo was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me.
" Poof! Suddenly she's in the arms of a gorgeous man.
He kisses her and says,
"Darling, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"