THE BEST ONE LINERS YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

YOU DON'T NEED A PARACHUTE TO GO SKYDIVING.

YOU NEED A PARACHUTE TO GO SKYDIVING TWICE.

WORKING IN A MIRROR FACTORY IS SOMETHING

I CAN TOTALLY SEE MYSELF DOING

I, FOR ONE, LIKE ROMAN NUMERALS

I BROKE MY FINGER LAST WEEK.

ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M OK.

MY GRANDFATHER HAS THE HEART OF A LION

AND A LIFETIME BAN AT THE ZOO

A MAGICIAN WAS GOING DOWN A ROAD AND

TURNED INTO A DRIVEWAY

HOW LONG IS A CHINESE NAME

LAST WEEK A HYPNOTIST CONVINCED ME THAT I'M

A SOFT MALLEABLE METAL WITH AN ATOMIC NUMBER

OF 82. I'M EASILY LEAD.

IKEA HAS SPONSORED OUR LOCAL SCHOOL.

NOW ASSEMBLY TAKES AGES.