MICROSOFT ANALOGY

THERE WAS ONCE A YOUNG MAN

WHO, IN HIS YOUTH,

PROFESSED HIS DESIRE

TO BECOME A GREAT WRITER.

WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE

"GREAT" HE SAID,

"I WANT TO WRITE STUFF

THAT THE WHOLE WORLD

WILL READ,

STUFF THAT PEOPLE WILL

REACT TO ON A TRULY

EMOTIONAL LEVEL,

STUFF THAT WILL MAKE THEM

SCREAM, CRY, HOWL IN PAIN

AND ANGER!"

HE NOW WORKS FOR MICROSOFT,

WRITING ERROR MESSAGES.