WHALE MATING SEASON

DURING THE MATING SEASON A

WHALE COUPLE WAS TRYING TO GET

A PREGNANCY STARTED.

THEY WERE INTERRUPTED BY A

WHALING SHIP THAT TRIED TO

CAPTURE THEM.

THEY RESORTED TO RUNNING AWAY

AND HIDING BEHIND A REEF

BUT THE WHALING SHIP

KEPT LOOKING FOR THEM. 

THE MALE WHALE GOT UPSET

AND SAID "THIS IS TOO MUCH.

WE ARE GOING TO RETALIATE.

I HAVE A PLAN",

HE TOLD HIS MATE.

"LET'S SWIM UNDER THE

WHALING SHIP AND WITH OUR

BLOW HOLES BLOW HARD AND

MAKE BOAT ROCK.

WHEN THE SAILORS FALL

INTO THE OCEAN,

WE CAN SWIM UP AND

GOBBLE THEM UP?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

HE ASKED. 

SHE LOOKED A BIT BORED AND SAID,

"WELL, I DON'T MIND THE BLOWING

BUT I WON'T SWALLOW ANY SEAMEN."