UPON LANDING

A PLANE IS ON ITS FINAL APPROACH

INTO AN AIRPORT.

THE PILOT COMES ON OVER THE INTERCOM.

"THIS IS CAPTAIN MARTIN.

WE'RE NOW ON OUR FINAL DESCENT.

I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR

FLYING WITH US TODAY AND

I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY." 

HE FORGETS TO SWITCH

OFF THE INTERCOM.

THE WHOLE PLANE CAN NOW HEAR

THE CONVERSATION FROM THE COCKPIT.

THE CO-PILOT SAYS TO THE PILOT,

"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?" 

NOW ALL EARS IN THE PLANE

ARE LISTENING IN TO

THIS CONVERSATION.

"WELL," SAYS THE CAPTAIN,

"FIRST I'M GOING TO CHECK INTO

THE HOTEL AND BRUSH MY TEETH.

THEN I'M GOING TO ASK THE

NEW STEWARDESS OUT FOR DINNER." 

EVERYONE IN THE PLANE IS TRYING

TO GET A LOOK AT THE NEW STEWARDESS.

SHE'S SO EMBARRASSED

THAT SHE RUNS FROM THE BACK

OF THE PLANE TO TRY AND GET

TO THE COCKPIT TO TURN

THE INTERCOM OFF.

HALFWAY DOWN THE AISLE,

AN ELDERLY LADY GRABS HER

BY THE ARM TO STOP HER,

LEANS OVER AND SAYS,

"NO NEED TO RUN,

DEAR, HE'S GOTTA

BRUSH HIS TEETH FIRST."