HOW HIGH CAN THEY GO
Added on: 26th Aug 2016
A KANGAROO KEPT
GETTING OUT OF HIS
ENCLOSURE AT THE ZOO.
KNOWING THAT HE COULD
HOP PRETTY HIGH,
THE ZOO OFFICIALS PUT UP
A TEN-FOOT FENCE.
HOWEVER, THE NEXT MORNING
THE KANGAROO WAS OUT AGAIN,
JUST ROAMING AROUND THE ZOO.
THE ZOO OFFICIALS RAISED
THE HEIGHT OF THE FENCE
TO TWENTY FEET.
AGAIN, HOWEVER,
THE NEXT MORNING
THE KANGAROO WAS AGAIN
ROAMING AROUND THE ZOO.
THIS KEPT ON,
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,
UNTIL THE FENCE WAS
SIXTY FOOT HIGH.
FINALLY, THE CAMEL
IN THE NEXT ENCLOSURE
ASKED THE KANGAROO,
"HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK THEY'LL GO?"
THE KANGAROO REPLIED,
"PROBABLY A HUNDRED FOOT,
UNLESS SOMEBODY STARTS
LOCKING THE GATE AT NIGHT."
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