THE KARATE GUARD DOG

A YOUNG COUPLE LIVED IN A

TOWN FILLED WITH CRIME.

AFTER THREE NEIGHBOURS

HAD BEEN ROBBED,

THE COUPLE DECIDED

TO GET A GUARD DOG.

VISITING THE PET STORE,

THE YOUNG WIFE ASKED

FOR A GOOD GUARD DOG. 

"SORRY, WE'RE ALL SOLD OUT,"

THE CLERK REPLIED.

"ALL WE HAVE LEFT

IS THIS LITTLE SCOTTIE DOG.

BUT HE DOES KNOW KARATE!" 

THE WOMAN DIDN'T BELIEVE THE CLERK.

THE CLERK SAID TO THE DOG,

"KARATE A CHAIR."

THE DOG BROKE THE CHAIR INTO PIECES.

THEN HE TOLD THE DOG TO

"KARATE THE TABLE,"

AND THE DOG QUICKLY BROKE

THE TABLE IN HALF.

SO THE WOMAN BOUGHT THE DOG

AND TOOK IT HOME.

HER HUSBAND WAS DISAPPOINTED

AND SCEPTICAL ABOUT THE

SCOTTIE DOG'S ABILITIES

AS A GUARD DOG.

THE WIFE TOLD HIM ABOUT THE

DOG'S EXCELLENT KARATE SKILLS. 

"KARATE, MY BEHIND!"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED

SARCASTICALLY. 

TO THIS VERY DAY,

HE IS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL.