INTERRUPTED BREAKFAST
Added on: 29th Aug 2016
THE THREE BEARS WERE ABOUT TO
ENJOY BREAKFAST TOGETHER AS USUAL
WHEN THEY WERE INTERRUPTED
BY A TERRIBLE ROAARR OUTSIDE
THEIR HUMBLE COTTAGE.
IMMEDIATELY,
THE DOOR CAME CRASHING IN
AND THIS HUGE UGLY,
FIERCE LOOKING BEAR
STOOD IN THEIR MIDST!
WITHOUT HESITATION,
THE MONSTER SLURPED UP
PAPA BEAR'S PORRIDGE,
THEN MAMA BEAR'S,
FINALLY LICKING EVERY MORSEL
FROM BABY BEAR'S LITTLE BOWL.
SUDDENLY,
THE INTRUDER PRODUCED A PISTOL
AND FIRED SEVERAL SHOTS
THROUGH THE COTTAGE ROOF!
WHERE UPON THE FURRY ANIMAL
WALKED CALMLY OUT THE OPEN DOOR
AND DISAPPEARED INTO THE FOREST.
WHAT WAS THAT?
EXCLAIMED PAPA BEAR.
I HAVE NO IDEA!
SAID MAMA BEAR.
I THINK IT WAS A KOALA BEAR
SAID BABY BEAR.
OH, NO, SON, INSISTED
MAMA AND PAPA BEAR.
THAT WAS TOO BIG AND FIERCE
FOR A KOALA BEAR.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS
A KOALA BEAR,
SAID BABY BEAR,
WALKING OVER TO THE FAMILY LIBRARY
AND PULLING DOWN THE BEAR HISTORY BOOK.
SURE ENOUGH!
UNDER THE HEADING,
KOALA BEAR IT READ.
EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES.
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