THE DEAF FROG

THIS LITTLE BOY WAS WALKING

TO SCHOOL WHEN HE FOUND A FROG.

HE PICKED THE FROG UP

AND WENT TO SCHOOL.

WHEN HE GOT TO SCHOOL,

HE SAT THE FROG UP ON HIS DESK

AND HIS TEACHER FREAKED OUT.

"WHAT IS THAT?????”

SHE ASKED HIM.

"IT'S A DEAF FROG, MA'AM",

ANSWERED THE LITTLE BOY.

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT???

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT IS A DEAF FROG???”

SCREAMED THE TEACHER.

"I PISSED IN HIS EAR AND

HE DIDN'T MOVE",

SAID THE BOY TRUTHFULLY.

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT

DO YOU MEAN YOU PISSED IN HIS EAR

AND HE DIDN'T MOVE????”

SHE ASKED IN AN OUTRAGE.

"JUST LIKE I SAID,

I LEANED OVER,

I WENT PSSSSTTTT,

IN HIS EAR AND HE DIDN'T MOVE!"