CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS

THEY'RE BACK! THOSE WONDERFUL

CHURCH BULLETINS!

THANK GOODNESS FOR THE

CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS.

THESE SENTENCES ACTUALLY APPEARED IN

CHURCH BULLETINS OR WERE ANNOUNCED

AT CHURCH SERVICES:  

THE FASTING & PRAYER CONFERENCE

INCLUDES MEALS.
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SCOUTS ARE SAVING ALUMINUM CANS,

BOTTLES AND OTHER ITEMS TO BE RECYCLED.

PROCEEDS WILL BE USED TO CRIPPLE CHILDREN.
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THE SERMON THIS MORNING:

'JESUS WALKS ON THE WATER.'

THE SERMON TONIGHT:

'SEARCHING FOR JESUS.'
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LADIES, DON'T FORGET THE RUMMAGE SALE.

IT'S A CHANCE TO GET RID OF THOSE THINGS

NOT WORTH KEEPING AROUND THE HOUSE.

BRING YOUR HUSBANDS.
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DON'T LET WORRY KILL YOU OFF

LET THE CHURCH HELP.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CHILDREN

AND DON'T KNOW IT,

WE HAVE A NURSERY DOWNSTAIRS.
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NEXT THURSDAY THERE WILL BE TRY-OUTS

FOR THE CHOIR.

THEY NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET.
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IRVING BENSON AND JESSIE CARTER

WERE MARRIED ON OCTOBER 24 IN THE CHURCH.

SO ENDS A FRIENDSHIP THAT BEGAN IN

THEIR SCHOOL DAYS.
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AT THE EVENING SERVICE TONIGHT,

THE SERMON TOPIC WILL BE 'WHAT IS HELL?'

COME EARLY AND LISTEN TO OUR CHOIR PRACTICE.
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EIGHT NEW CHOIR ROBES ARE CURRENTLY NEEDED

DUE TO THE ADDITION OF SEVERAL NEW MEMBERS

AND TO THE DETERIORATION OF SOME OLDER ONES.