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THE SHEEP

Added on: 10th Sep 2016

 

A MAN WALKS INTO HIS LOCAL

BUTCHER'S SHOP AND COMPLAINS

ABOUT THE LEG OF LAMB

THAT HE HAD PREVIOUSLY BOUGHT,

WHEN I COOKED IT, THE JOINT HAD

SHRUNK SO MUCH IT WENT FROM

12 INCHES LONG TO ONLY 4-INCHES.

 

THE BUTCHER SAID TO THE MAN

THAT’S FUNNY MY WIFE KNITTED ME A

SWEATER AND WHEN SHE WASHED IT,

IT WAS ALSO 4-INCHES IN LENGTH.

 

WHAT’S YOUR SWEATER GOT TO DO

WITH MY LEG OF LAMB ASKED THE MAN.

 

THE BUTCHER REPLIED

WELL THEY BOTH MUST HAVE COME

FROM THE SAME SHEEP.

 

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