GENIUS

THE SMARTEST DOG EVER 

AS A BUTCHER IS SHOOING A DOG

FROM HIS SHOP, HE SEES £10 AND A

NOTE IN HIS MOUTH,

READING: "10 LAMB CHOPS, PLEASE." 

AMAZED, HE TAKES THE MONEY,

PUTS A BAG OF CHOPS IN THE DOG'S MOUTH

AND QUICKLY CLOSES THE SHOP.

HE FOLLOWS THE DOG AND WATCHES HIM

WAIT FOR A GREEN LIGHT,

LOOK BOTH WAYS AND TROT ACROSS

THE ROAD TO A BUS STOP.

THE DOG CHECKS THE TIMETABLE

AND SITS ON THE BENCH.

WHEN A BUS ARRIVES,

HE WALKS AROUND TO THE FRONT

AND LOOKS AT THE NUMBER,

THEN BOARDS THE BUS.

THE BUTCHER FOLLOWS,

DUMBSTRUCK. 

AS THE BUS TRAVELS OUT

INTO THE SUBURBS,

THE DOG TAKES IN THE SCENERY.

AFTER AWHILE HE STANDS

ON HIS BACK PAWS

TO PUSH THE "STOP" BUTTON,

THEN THE BUTCHER FOLLOWS HIM OFF. 

THE DOG RUNS UP TO A HOUSE

AND DROPS HIS BAG ON THE DOOR STEP.

HE GOES BACK DOWN THE PATH,

TAKES A BIG RUN

AND THROWS HIMSELF

-WHAP! - AGAINST THE DOOR.

HE DOES THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN.

NO ANSWER.

SO HE JUMPS ON A WALL,

WALKS AROUND THE GARDEN,

BEATS HIS HEAD AGAINST A WINDOW,

JUMPS OFF AND WAITS AT THE FRONT DOOR.

A BIG GUY OPENS IT AND STARTS

CURSING AND PUMMELING THE DOG. 

THE BUTCHER RUNS UP AND

SCREAMS AT THE GUY:

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

THIS DOG'S A GENIUS!" 

THE OWNER RESPONDS,

"GENIUS, NO WAY!

IT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK

HE'S FORGOTTEN HIS KEY!"