MASCULINE FACTS ABOUT BEARDS YOU SHOULD KNOW

BEARDS HAVE BEEN FOUND TO TRAP AND

CONTAIN MORE GERMS THAN TOILETS

ANCIENT PHILOSOPHERS RETAINED THEIR BEARDS

AS A SIGN OF THEIR PROFESSION

BEFORE SIR THOMAS MORE WAS BEHEADED IN

1535 HE MOVED HIS BEARD TO THE SIDE SAYING

"IT NEVER COMMITTED ANY TREASON"

EVERY TWO YEARS THE WORLD BEARD AND

MOUSTACHE ASSOCIATION HOSTS THE WORLD

BEARD AND MOUSTACHE CHAMPIONSHIPS

ASSYRIAN MEN WOULD DECORATE THEIR BEARDS

BY CURLING THEM, DYING THEM, AND ADDING GOLD DUST

DURING THE DAYS OF ANCIENT EGYPT MEN

WOULD DYE THEIR BEARDS AND PLATE THEM

GOLD TO SHOW THEIR STATUS

QUEENS WOULD SOMETIMES WEAR FAKE

GOLD BEARDS AS WELL

THE CIA ONCE HAD A PLAN TO MAKE FIDEL

CASTRO'S BEARD FALL OUT BY PUTTING

THALLIUM SALTS IN HIS SHOES