ZOO TAKEAWAY

A MAN STARTED A NEW JOB AT A ZOO.

HE WAS GIVEN HIS FIRST JOB

BY THE ZOO OWNER – TO CLEAN OUT

THE LARGE TROPICAL FISH TANK,

WHICH CONTAINED MANY EXOTIC SPECIES. 

WHILE REMOVING SOME GRAVEL FROM

THE TANK WITH HIS SPADE,

HE ACCIDENTLY HIT ONE OF THE FISH

AND KILLED IT.

WORRIED ABOUT LOSING HIS JOB

FOR THIS MISTAKE, HE DECIDED TO

HIDE THE EVIDENCE.

HE TOOK THE FISH AND FED IT

TO THE LIONS BECAUSE

LIONS EAT ANYTHING. 

THE ZOO OWNER DID NOT NOTICE

THE MISSING FISH AND GAVE

THE MAN A NEW JOB

TO MUCK OUT THE CHIMPS.

HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MUCKING OUT

WHEN TWO OF THE CHIMPS BECAME A

BIT OVER FAMILIAR AND IN AN

ATTEMPT TO GET THEM AWAY

THE MAN LASHED OUT WITH HIS SPADE,

KILLING TWO CHIMPS.

IN HIS PANIC HE DECIDED TO

HIDE THE EVIDENCE AND FED THE

UNFORTUNATE CHIMPANZEES

TO THE LIONS BECAUSE LIONS

EAT ANYTHING. 

THE ZOO OWNER WAS PLEASED

WITH THE MAN’S WORK

AND AS HIS FINAL TASK FOR THE DAY

HE ASKED HIM TO COLLECT HONEY

FROM THE ZOO’S BEEHIVES.

THE MAN TRIED HARD TO DO THIS

WITHOUT UPSETTING THE BEES,

BUT SOME GOT ANGRY AND STUNG HIM.

HE GRABBED HIS SPADE AND

WHIRLED IT ABOVE HIS HEAD,

SQUASHING AND KILLING SEVERAL DOZEN BEES.

PLAGUED WITH GUILT,

HE FED THESE TO THE LIONS AS WELL

BECAUSE LIONS EAT ANYTHING. 

THE NEXT DAY,

A NEW LION ARRIVED AT THE ZOO.

HE ENQUIRED OF THE EXISTING RESIDENTS

“WHAT’S THE FOOD LIKE HERE?”

ONE OF THE ZOO’S RESIDENT LIONS SAID,

“OH, IT’S GREAT.

ONLY YESTERDAY WE HAD

FISH, CHIMPS AND MUSHY BEES.”