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THE ART COLLECTOR

Added on: 16th Sep 2016

 

 

A FAMOUS ART COLLECTOR

WAS WALKING THROUGH THE CITY

WHEN HE NOTICES A MANGY CAT

LAPPING MILK FROM A SAUCER

IN THE DOORWAY OF A STORE

AND HE DOES A DOUBLE-TAKE.

 

HE RECOGNIZES THAT THE SAUCER

IS EXTREMELY OLD AND

VERY VALUABLE,

SO HE WALKS CASUALLY INTO THE STORE

AND OFFERS TO BUY THE CAT

FOR TWO DOLLARS. 

THE STOREOWNER REPLIES,

"I'M SORRY, BUT THE CAT ISN'T FOR SALE. 

THE COLLECTOR SAYS,

"PLEASE, I NEED A HUNGRY CAT

AROUND THE HOUSE TO CATCH MICE.

I'LL PAY YOU TWENTY DOLLARS

FOR THAT CAT." 

THE OWNER SAYS "SOLD,"

AND HANDS OVER THE CAT. 

THE COLLECTOR CONTINUES,

"HEY, FOR THE TWENTY BUCKS

I WONDER IF YOU COULD THROW IN

THAT OLD SAUCER.

THE CAT'S USED TO IT AND

IT'LL SAVE ME FROM HAVING

TO GET A DISH." 

THE OWNER SAYS,

"SORRY BUDDY,

BUT THAT'S MY LUCKY SAUCER.

SO FAR THIS WEEK

I'VE SOLD SIXTY-EIGHT CATS."

 

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