CHEAP AND CHEERFUL THINGS THAT NOBODY EVER HAS

EMERGENCY WATER STORAGE BAGS

With one of these 100 gallon bags, just plop it in your tub

before disaster strikes and you’ll have enough water to

at least get through a week.

FLOSS HOLDER

If you hate flossing then this is for you.

CHEAP BACKUP "BURNER" PHONE

Although burner phones are usually used for illegal activities,

we’re not suggesting that. No, we mean a phone that you

take with you when you go out (instead of your iPhone)

so that at least you can call 999.

FOAM ROLLER

You’d be surprised at how efficient this can be at

relieving aches and pains.

MICROWAVEABLE HEAT PACK

90 seconds to heat and then pure awesomeness. Whether you’re

watching TV or even going to sleep, the warmth around

your neck makes a difference.

FOOD SCALE

Sure, you can cook without it, but if you’re trying to

lose weight, this is a must have.

OCTOPUS HEAD MASSAGER

If you’ve never tried this, then you don’t know what you’re

missing out on.

CASH

Everything these days seems to be so credit driven that

we forget to carry cash.