TOO MANY BABIES

A MAN WHOSE WIFE WAS PREGNANT

COULDN'T BEAR TO BE IN

THE DELIVERY ROOM

AT THE TIME OF THE BIRTH. 

SO HE THOUGHT HE'D RING UP LATER

TO SEE IF IT HAD COME YET. 

HE RANG UP AND THE NURSE SAID

"IT'S A GIRL BUT THERE IS

ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY" 

HE RANG AGAIN LATER

AND THE NURSE SAID

"IT'S ANOTHER GIRL BUT

THERE'S ANOTHER COMING" 

HE RANG ONCE MORE

AND THE NURSE SAID

"IT'S A BOY BUT THERE'S

ANOTHER COMING" 

HE COULDN'T STAND IT ANYMORE

SO HE WENT TO THE PUB

AND GOT DRUNK. 

AN HOUR LATER

HE WAS REALLY NERVOUS.

HE WAS DIALLING THE HOSPITAL,

HANDS SHAKING AND

ACCIDENTLY DIALLED

THE SPORTS LINE.

HE ASKED

"HOW MANY DID WE GET MATE"

THE PERSON SAID

"198 ALL OUT.... AND THE LAST ONE

WAS A DUCK"