GUNS AND GETTING SHOT

TASER IS SHORT FOR "THOMAS A SWIFT’S

ELECTRIC RIFLE"

DON'T THINK BULLETPROOF VESTS WILL SAVE YOU

FROM THE PAIN. ALTHOUGH THE BULLET WON'T

PENETRATE, YOU'LL DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE YOU

JUST GOT KICKED IN THE STOMACH BY A HORSE.

THE NEXT GENERATION OF ANTI-BALLISTIC

TECHNOLOGY, HOWEVER, IS MAKING USE OF

CARBON NANOTUBES WHICH MAY REBOUND

THE BULLETS

SHOTGUN MANUFACTURER MOSSBERG HAS A LINE OF

GUNS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR SLAYING ZOMBIES

BULLET HOLES WITHOUT EXIT WOUNDS CAN ACTUALLY

BE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THOSE THAT PENETRATE

STRAIGHT THROUGH. THIS IS BECAUSE THE BULLET

CAN RICOCHET AND BOUNCE AROUND INSIDE THE BODY

THE REVOLVER WAS FIRST CREATED BY

SAMUEL COLT WHEN HE WAS 16 YEARS OLD

CONTRARY TO WHAT HOLLYWOOD WOULD HAVE

YOU BELIEVE, BULLETS WILL NOT CAUSE YOU

TO DROP DOWN DEAD IMMEDIATELY. AS YOU CAN

PROBABLY DEDUCE BY NOW, YOU ARE CAPABLE OF

BEING SHOT NUMEROUS TIMES AND SURVIVING

MEXICO HAS ONLY ONE LEGALLY OPERATED GUN STORE

TO GIVE YOU SOME HARD STATISTICS, ONLY 5% OF

GUNSHOTS ARE FATAL. AS ONE DOCTOR NOTED,

"ONE BULLET CAN KILL, BUT SOMETIMES 20 DON'T".

IT'S BASICALLY DUMB LUCK