SOBRIETY CHECK

WHILE TRAVELING NORTH TO

DOWNTOWN I NOTICED POLICE

WERE STOPPING CARS GOING SOUTH

FOR SOBRIETY CHECKS. 

AT THE END OF THE NIGHT,

AFTER ONE TOO MANY DRINKS,

I HEADED HOME GOING SOUTH

AND TOOK THE BUS WHICH THE

POLICE WAVED RIGHT THROUGH. 

THE NEXT MORNING MY NEIGHBOUR

CALLED ME AND ASKED,

"WHAT IS THAT BUS DOING

IN YOUR DRIVEWAY?"