THATS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
Added on: 25th Sep 2016
A DRUNK GETS UP FROM THE BAR
AND HEADS FOR THE BATHROOM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER,
A LOUD, BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM
IS HEARD FROM THE BATHROOM.
A FEW MINUTES AFTER THAT,
ANOTHER LOUD SCREAM
REVERBERATES THROUGH THE BAR.
THE BARTENDER GOES INTO THE BATHROOM
TO INVESTIGATE WHY THE
DRUNK IS SCREAMING.
"WHAT'S ALL THE SCREAMING
ABOUT IN THERE?
YOU'RE SCARING THE CUSTOMERS."
"I'M JUST SITTING HERE ON THE TOILET
AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO FLUSH,
SOMETHING COMES UP AND
SQUEEZES THE HELL OUT
OF MY TESTICLES."
WITH THAT, THE BARTENDER
OPENS THE DOOR, LOOKS IN AND SAYS,
"YOU IDIOT!
YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MOP BUCKET!"
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