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THATS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS

Added on: 25th Sep 2016

 

A DRUNK GETS UP FROM THE BAR

AND HEADS FOR THE BATHROOM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER,

A LOUD, BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM

IS HEARD FROM THE BATHROOM.

A FEW MINUTES AFTER THAT,

ANOTHER LOUD SCREAM

REVERBERATES THROUGH THE BAR. 

THE BARTENDER GOES INTO THE BATHROOM

TO INVESTIGATE WHY THE

DRUNK IS SCREAMING.

 

"WHAT'S ALL THE SCREAMING

ABOUT IN THERE?

YOU'RE SCARING THE CUSTOMERS." 

"I'M JUST SITTING HERE ON THE TOILET

AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO FLUSH,

SOMETHING COMES UP AND

SQUEEZES THE HELL OUT

OF MY TESTICLES." 

WITH THAT, THE BARTENDER

OPENS THE DOOR, LOOKS IN AND SAYS,

 

"YOU IDIOT!

YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MOP BUCKET!"

 

Image result for animation gif mop bucket

 


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