THE FAITHFUL DRUNK HUSBAND

A HUSBAND COMES HOME DRUNK

AND BREAKS SOME CROCKERY,

VOMITS, AND FALLS DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

HIS WIFE PULLS HIM UP AND

CLEANS EVERYTHING UP.

NEXT DAY WHEN HE GETS UP,

HE EXPECTS HER TO BE

REALLY ANGRY WITH HIM.

HE PRAYS THAT THEY WOULD

NOT HAVE A FIGHT.

THEN HE FINDS A NOTE

NEAR THE TABLE: 

“HONEY...

YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST

IS READY ON THE TABLE.

I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY

TO BUY GROCERIES.

I’LL COME RUNNING BACK TO YOU

SOON MY LOVE.

I LOVE YOU.” 

STILL SURPRISED,

HE ASKS HIS SON,

"WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?" 

SON REPLIES,

“WHEN MOM PULLED YOU TO BED

AND TRIED REMOVING YOUR

BOOTS AND SHIRT,

YOU WERE DEAD DRUNK

AND YOU SAID…

'HEY LADY! LEAVE ME ALONE!

I’M MARRIED!'”