HOW TO BE A ROAD TRIP NINJA
Added on: 28th Sep 2016
TO PREVENT YOUR WINDOWS FROM FOGGING UP,
CUT A POTATO IN HALF, RUB DOWN THE
INSIDE OF YOUR WINDOWS, AND THEN LEAVE
THEM TO DRY
IF YOU CAN'T GET A STICKER OFF OF YOUR WINDOW,
SOAK SOME NEWSPAPER IN WARM WATER AND
PLACE IT OVER THE STICKER FOR 10 MINUTES
AN EXIT SIGN IS POSITIONED ON THE SAME SIDE
OF THE ROAD AS THE EXIT
IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR OWN CAR IN YOUR MIRROR,
THE MIRROR IS IN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS
POSITION. TO AVOID HAVING BLIND SPOTS IT'S
BETTER NOT TO HAVE ANY PART OF YOUR
OWN CAR VISIBLE
ON HOT DAYS, TURN YOUR STEERING WHEEL AROUND
180 DEGREES WHENEVER YOU PARK SO THAT THE
TOP ISN'T HOT WHEN YOU COME BACK
IF YOU HOLD YOUR CAR REMOTE UNDER YOUR
CHIN, ITS RANGE INCREASES SLIGHTLY. THIS MIGHT
SOUND UNBELIEVABLE BUT IT IS TRUE. YOUR HEAD
ACTS AS A SORT OF "ANTENNA EXTENSION"
THANKS TO YOUR SKULL AND VARIOUS FLUIDS
DRIVERS UNDER 25 CAN HAVE THEIR SURCHARGE
WAIVED IF THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE USAA
(REGISTRATION IS FREE)
YOU CAN USE THE FLOOR MATS IN YOUR CAR FOR
TRACTION IF YOU GET STUCK IN THE SNOW OR MUD
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