A MAN AND HIS BEER

A MAN WOKE UP IN THE MORNING

DEEPLY REPENTANT AFTER A

BITTER FIGHT WITH HIS WIFE

THE PREVIOUS NIGHT.

HE NOTICED WITH DISMAY

THE CRATE OF BEER BOTTLES

THAT HAD CAUSED THE FIGHT.

HE TOOK IT OUTSIDE AND

STARTED SMASHING THE

EMPTY BOTTLES ONE BY ONE

AGAINST A WALL. 

HE SMASHED THE FIRST BOTTLE SWEARING,

"YOU ARE THE REASON

I FIGHT WITH  MY WIFE!" 

HE SMASHED THE SECOND BOTTLE,

"YOU ARE THE REASON

I DON'T LOVE MY CHILDREN!" 

HE SMASHED THE THIRD BOTTLE,

"YOU ARE THE REASON

I DON'T HAVE A DECENT JOB!" 

WHEN HE TOOK THE FOURTH BOTTLE,

HE REALIZED THAT THE BOTTLE

WAS STILL SEALED AND WAS FULL.

HE HESITATED FOR ONLY A

MOMENT AND THEN SAID,

"YOU STAND ASIDE,

I KNOW YOU WERE NOT INVOLVED."