ARE YOU FINISH?
Added on: 29th Sep 2016
A VIRILE, YOUNG ITALIAN SOLDIER
WAS RELAXING AT HIS
FAVOURITE BAR IN ROME,
WHEN HE MANAGED TO ATTRACT
A SPECTACULAR SCANDINAVIAN-LOOKING
YOUNG BLONDE.
THINGS PROGRESSED TO THE POINT
WHERE HE INVITED HER BACK
TO HIS APARTMENT
AND AFTER SOME SMALL TALK,
THEY MADE LOVE.
AFTER A PLEASANT INTERLUDE,
HE ASKED WITH A SMILE,
"SO... YOU FINISH?"
SHE PAUSED FOR A SECOND,
FROWNED, AND REPLIED,
"NO."
SURPRISED, THE YOUNG MAN
REACHED OUT FOR HER AND
THE LOVE MAKING RESUMED.
THIS TIME SHE THRASHES ABOUT
WILDLY AND THERE WERE
SCREAMS OF PASSION.
THE LOVE MAKING ENDS
AND AGAIN, THE YOUNG MAN SMILES,
AND ASKS,
"OK, NOW YOU FINISH?"
AND ONCE AGAIN,
AFTER A SHORT PAUSE, S
HE RETURNS HIS SMILE,
CUDDLES CLOSER TO HIM
AND SOFTLY PURRS,
"NO."
STUNNED, BUT DAMNED IF THIS WOMAN
IS GOING TO OUTLAST HIM,
THE YOUNG MAN REACHES
FOR THE WOMAN.
USING THE LAST OF HIS STRENGTH,
HE BARELY MANAGES IT,
BUT THEY CLIMAX SIMULTANEOUSLY,
SCREAMING, BUCKING, CLAWING
AND RIPPING BED SHEETS.
THE EXHAUSTED MAN
FALLS ONTO HIS BACK,
GASPING. BARELY ABLE
TO TURN HIS HEAD,
HE LOOKS INTO HER EYES,
SMILING PROUDLY
AND SAYS,
"NOW YOU FINISH!"
"NO!"
SHE SHOUTS BACK,
"I SWEDISH!"
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