BAR BETTING
Added on: 1st Oct 2016
THERE'S THIS MAN IN THE BAR
AND HE SAYS TO THE BARTENDER,
"I'LL BET YOU £500 THAT IF YOU LINE UP
FIVE EMPTY BEER MUGS
THAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO PEE
IN ALL OF THEM WITHOUT ANY MESS."
THE BARTENDER ACCEPTS THE BET.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE BARTENDER
LINED UP FIVE EMPTY BEER MUGS.
THE MAN DROPS HIS TROUSERS AND
STARTS TO PEE EVERYWHERE
EXCEPT IN THE FIVE EMPTY BEER MUGS.
THE BARTENDER LAUGHS
AS THE GUY PAYS HIM THE £500.
A WOMAN SEES ALL OF THIS HAPPENING
AND ASKS THE GUY,
"HOW COME YOU'RE NOT SAD
ABOUT LOSING £500?"
THE GUY TOLD HER,
"IT IS BECAUSE I HAD BET THE
BOUNCER £2,000 THAT I WOULD
PEE ALL OVER THE BAR AND HAVE
THE BARTENDER LAUGH ABOUT IT."
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