THREE STRINGS
Added on: 2nd Oct 2016
THREE STRINGS WERE STANDING
OUTSIDE OF A BAR,
A BAR THAT DOESN'T SERVE STRINGS...
ONE STRING SAYS TO THE OTHER TWO STRINGS:
"I'M SURE I CAN GET SERVED"
AND ENTERS THE BAR,
HE WALKS UP TO THE BAR AND ASKS
THE BARTENDER FOR A DRINK,
THE BARTENDER LOOKS UP AND ASKS:
"AREN'T YOU A STRING"?
AND THE STRING REPLIES: "YES".
THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS:
"I'M SORRY BUT WE DON'T SERVE
STRINGS IN THIS BAR".
SO THE STRING DUCKS HIS HEAD
AND LEAVES THE BAR.
THE OTHER TWO STRINGS
WAITING OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY
ASKED WHAT HAPPENED,
THE STRING TELLS THEM HE DIDN'T
GET SERVED AND WANTS TO LEAVE,
THE SECOND STRING SAYS:
"I'M PRETTY CERTAIN I CAN GET SERVED,
YOU JUST HAVE TO ACT COOL",
SO HE ENTERS THE BAR,
STARTS JAMMING TO THE MUSIC
AND DANCES UP TO THE BAR AND SAYS:
"BARTENDER, GIVE A COLD BREWSKY"!
THE BARTENDER LOOKS UP AT HIM,
SEES HE'S A STRING AND SAYS:
"SORRY BUT WE DON'T SERVE
STRINGS IN THIS BAR"
SO THE STRING DUCKS HIS HEAD
AND LEAVES THE BAR.
HE TELLS THE OTHER TWO STRINGS
WAITING OUTSIDE THAT HE COULDN'T
GET SERVED AND HE TOO
WANTS TO GO HOME.
THE THIRD STRING WHO'S CERTAIN
HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO
GET SERVED SAYS:
"YOU JUST HAVE TO ACT LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE"
AND QUICKLY GOES INSIDE...
THE THIRD STRING GETTING REAL LOUD
AS HE WORKS HIS WAY THROUGH
THE BAR SAYS:
"HEY BOB, HEY JILL, GOOD SEEING YOU!
WOW WAS THE BAND EVER
ROCKIN' LAST NIGHT,
BOY WAS I WASTED!
YO' BARTENDER!!, GIVE ME THE USUAL
JACK-N-COKE!!!"
THE BARTENDER LOOKS UP AT HIM,
SEES HE'S A STRING AND SAYS:
"SORRY PAL BUT WE DON'T SERVE
STRINGS IN THIS BAR".
INSTANTLY THE THIRD STRING
TURNS AND DUCKS HIS HEAD TOWARD
THE DOOR WHEN HE SUDDENLY GETS
THIS BRIGHT IDEA,
HE QUICKLY TIES HIMSELF IN A KNOT,
MESSES UP HIS HAIR,
WALKS BACK UP TO BAR AND SAYS:
"BARTENDER GIVE ME THAT DRINK!"
THE BARTENDER LOOKS UP
AT HIM AND SAYS:
"HEY! AREN'T YOU A STRING?"
AND THE STRING SAYS:
"NO!, I'M A FRAYED KNOT!"
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