THE FINEST (UNINTENTIONAL) ENTENDRES EVER AIRED ON TV AND RADIO

1.   TED WALSH,

HORSE RACING COMMENTATOR
'THIS IS REALLY A LOVELY HORSE.

I ONCE RODE HER MOTHER.'

2. NEW ZEALAND RUGBY COMMENTATOR
'ANDREW MEHRTENS LOVES IT WHEN

DARYL GIBSON COMES INSIDE OF HIM.'

3. PAT GLENN,

WEIGHTLIFTING COMMENTATOR
'AND THIS IS GREGORIAVA FROM BULGARIA .

I SAW HER SNATCH THIS MORNING

AND IT WAS AMAZING!'

4. HARRY CARPENTER

AT THE OXFORD CAMBRIDGE BOAT RACE 1977
'AH, ISN'T THAT NICE.

THE WIFE OF THE CAMBRIDGE PRESIDENT

IS KISSING THE COX OF THE OXFORD CREW.'

5. US PGA COMMENTATOR
'ONE OF THE REASONS ARNIE

(ARNOLD PALMER) IS PLAYING

SO WELL IS THAT, BEFORE EACH TEE SHOT,

HIS WIFE TAKES OUT HIS BALLS

AND KISSES THEM .... OH MY GOD !!

WHAT HAVE I JUST SAID??'

6. CARENZA LEWIS

ABOUT FINDING FOOD IN THE

MIDDLE AGES ON 'TIME TEAM LIVE' SAID:
'YOU'D EAT BEAVER IF YOU COULD GET IT.'

7. A FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR WHO,

THE DAY AFTER IT WAS SUPPOSED

TO HAVE SNOWED AND DIDN'T,

TURNED TO THE WEATHERMAN AND ASKED,
'SO BOB, WHERE'S THAT

EIGHT INCHES YOU PROMISED ME

LAST NIGHT?'
NOT ONLY DID HE HAVE TO LEAVE THE SET,

BUT HALF THE CREW DID TOO,

BECAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING

SO HARD!

8. STEVE RYDER

COVERING THE US MASTERS:
'BALLESTEROS FELT MUCH BETTER

TODAY AFTER A 69 YESTERDAY.'

9. CLAIR FRISBY

TALKING ABOUT A JUMBO

HOT DOG ON LOOK NORTH SAID:
'THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A BIG HOT SAUSAGE

INSIDE YOU ON A COLD NIGHT LIKE THIS. '

10 MIKE HALLETT

DISCUSSING MISSED SNOOKER

SHOTS ON SKY SPORTS:
'STEPHEN HENDRY JUMPS ON

STEVE DAVIS'S MISSES

EVERY CHANCE HE GETS.'

11. MICHAEL BUERK

ON WATCHING PHILIPPA FORRESTER

CUDDLE UP TO A MALE ASTRONOMER

FOR WARMTH DURING BBC1'S UK

ECLIPSE COVERAGE REMARKED:
'THEY SEEM COLD OUT THERE,

THEY'RE RUBBING EACH OTHER

AND HE'S ONLY COME IN HIS SHORTS.'

12. KEN BROWN

COMMENTATING ON GOLFER NICK FALDO

AND HIS CADDIE FANNY SUNNESON

LINING UP SHOTS AT THE SCOTTISH OPEN:
'SOME WEEKS NICK LIKES TO USE FANNY,

OTHER WEEKS HE PREFERS

TO DO IT BY HIMSELF.'